Just do it. It’s hard to do when you have a penis, but just try.
I think I do…. hahaha
But… I’m not in just any guys body… -pouts- I’m in Landon’s body!
Take suggestive photographs and sell them on the internet?
Anyone to take me in who doesn’t live in backward hick-state Tennessee? Please.
come to Canada we live in igloos.
This^
And all drive fun sleds with doggies.
(Source: the-misty-haley)
HE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND. but I mean…if you want me to beat him up for you -shrugs-S-sorry. -looks her up and down- you’re just so damn fine. I mean. -face palm- All I see is Dimitri…where’s the guy?I’M HERE BABY I’M HERE TO SAVE YOUR PRETTY FACE AND SEXY ASS. I mean what. ._. Where’s the guy?WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY IN MY HOUSE
WHY IS CHESTER BEING NICE TO ME
WHERE IS CINDY
WHY IS PAT GAY?
WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK
…CINDY?
NONONONO -hyperventilating- what did they do to you?
Okay, no, I can deal with this.
just don’t call me sexy again only girl cindy can do thatThere’s this guy, in my house, shaggy brown hair, extremely attractive,
actually hes fucking gorgeousand I think he drugged/raped me last night
Who the hell is Dimitri?!
CINDY YOUR A GUY HELP ME KICK HIS ASS OUT OF HERE!
Dare I even begin to ask what’s going on?
(via cindy-lewis)
ooc: YES.
ooc: asdfaweafsd
WASN’T IRENE PREFECTION? *PERFECTION
Irene Adler was the most perfect piece of perfection since perfection was invented.
As was Benedict Cumberbatch’s face.
ooc: YES.
Are you sure it was a proper wolf and not one of those dog breeds that looks like a wolf?
You’re younger than me, you know.
Have you never seen Doctor Who? It’s possible. River is older than both her parents Rory and Amy.
Well. It’s all sort of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey, really. They just meet mostly backwards.
Hi, my normal blog is at eldritche@tumblr. I make .gifs, take many ridiculous pictures, and have a Fringe Division hat.
And this is me. With Lana Parrilla and Robert Carlyle.
YOU LUCKY WHORE
P.S. I am a terrible person.